- Stephenson, Neal.
Cryptonomicon.
New York: Perennial, 1999.
ISBN 0-380-78862-4.
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I've found that I rarely enjoy, and consequently am disinclined
to pick up, these huge, fat, square works of fiction cranked
out by contemporary super scribblers such as Tom Clancy,
Stephen King, and J.K. Rowling. In each case, the author
started out and made their name crafting intricately
constructed, tightly plotted page-turners, but later on
succumbed to a kind of mid-career spread which yields
flabby doorstop novels that give you hand cramps if you
read them in bed and contain more filler than thriller.
My hypothesis is that when a talented author is getting
started, their initial books receive the close attention of
a professional editor and benefit from the discipline
imposed by an individual whose job is to flense the flab
from a manuscript. But when an author becomes highly
successful—a “property” who can be relied
upon to crank out best-seller after best-seller, it becomes
harder for an editor to restrain an author's proclivity to
bloat and bloviation. (This is not to say that all authors
are so prone, but some certainly are.) I mean, how would
you feel giving Tom Clancy advice on the art
of crafting thrillers, even though
Executive Orders
could easily have been cut by a third and would probably
have been a better novel at half the size.
This is why, despite my having tremendously enjoyed his
earlier
Snow Crash
and
The Diamond Age,
Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon sat on
my shelf for almost four years before I decided to
take it with me on a trip and give it a try. Hey,
even later Tom Clancy can be enjoyed as “airplane”
books as long as they fit in your carry-on bag! While ageing
on the shelf, this book was one of the most frequently
recommended by visitors
to this page, and friends to whom I mentioned my hesitation to dive
into the book unanimously said, “You really ought to read
it.” Well, I've finished it, so now I'm in a position to tell
you, “You really ought to read it.” This is simply
one of the best modern novels I have read in years.
The book is thick, but that's because the story is deep and sprawling
and requires a large canvas. Stretching over six decades and three
generations, and melding genera as disparate as military history,
cryptography, mathematics and computing, business and economics,
international finance, privacy and individualism versus the snooper
state and intrusive taxation, personal eccentricity and humour,
telecommunications policy and technology, civil and military engineering,
computers and programming, the hacker and cypherpunk culture,
and personal empowerment as a way of avoiding repetition of the tragedies of the
twentieth century, the story defies classification into any
neat category. It is not science fiction, because all of the
technologies exist (or plausibly could have existed—well,
maybe not the
Galvanick Lucipher
[p. 234; all page
citations are to the trade paperback edition linked above. I'd
usually cite by chapter, but they aren't numbered and there is
no table of contents]—in the epoch in which they appear).
Some call it a “techno thriller”, but it isn't really
a compelling page-turner in that sense; this is a book you want
to savour over a period of time, watching the story
lines evolve and weave together over the decades, and thinking
about the ideas which underlie the plot line.
The breadth of the topics which figure in this story requires
encyclopedic knowledge. which the author demonstrates while
making it look effortless, never like he's showing off. Stephenson
writes with the kind of universal expertise for which Isaac Asimov was
famed, but he's a better writer than the Good Doctor,
and that's saying something. Every few pages you come across a
gem such as the following (p. 207), which is the funniest
paragraph I've read in many a year.
He was born Graf Heinrich Karl Wilhelm Otto Friedrich von
Übersetzenseehafenstadt, but changed his name to Nigel St. John
Gloamthorpby, a.k.a. Lord Woadmire, in 1914. In his photograph, he
looks every inch a von Übersetzenseehafenstadt, and he is free of
the cranial geometry problem so evident in the older portraits. Lord
Woadmire is not related to the original ducal line of Qwghlm, the
Moore family (Anglicized from the Qwghlmian clan name Mnyhrrgh) which
had been terminated in 1888 by a spectacularly improbable combination
of schistosomiasis, suicide, long-festering Crimean war wounds, ball
lightning, flawed cannon, falls from horses, improperly canned
oysters, and rogue waves.
On p. 352 we find one of the most lucid and concise explanations
I've ever read of why it far more difficult to escape the grasp of
now-obsolete technologies than most technologists may wish.
(This is simply because the old technology is universally understood
by those who need to understand it, and it works well, and all
kinds of electronic and software technology has been built and
tested to work within that framework, and why mess with success,
especially when your profit margins are so small that they can only be
detected by using techniques from quantum mechanics, and any glitches
vis-à-vis compatibility with old stuff will send your
company straight into the toilet.)
In two sentences on p. 564, he lays out
the essentials of the original concept for
Autodesk, which I failed to convey (providentially, in
retrospect) to almost every venture capitalist in Silicon
Valley in thousands more words and endless, tedious meetings.
“ … But whenever a business plan first makes contact with the
actual market—the real world—suddenly all kinds of
stuff becomes clear. You may have envisioned half a dozen
potential markets for your product, but as soon as you open
your doors, one just explodes from the pack and becomes so
instantly important that good business sense dictates that you
abandon the others and concentrate all your efforts.”
And how many New York Times Best-Sellers contain
working source code (p, 480) for a
Perl program?
A 1168 page mass market paperback edition is
now available, but given the unwieldiness of such an edition, how much you're
likely to thumb through it to refresh your memory on little details as
you read it, the likelihood you'll end up reading it more
than once, and the relatively small difference in price, the trade
paperback cited at the top may be the better buy. Readers interested
in the cryptographic technology and culture which figure in the
book will find additional information in the author's
Cryptonomicon
cypher-FAQ.
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