Crackpot
- Bethell, Tom.
Questioning Einstein.
Pueblo West, CO: Vales Lake Publishing, 2009.
ISBN 978-0-9714845-9-7.
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Call it my guilty little secret. Every now and then, I enjoy nothing
more than picking up a work of crackpot science, reading it with the
irony lobe engaged, and figuring out precisely where the author went
off the rails and trying to imagine how one might explain to them the
blunders which led to the poppycock they expended so much effort getting
into print. In the field of physics, for some reason Einstein's
theory of
special
relativity attracts a disproportionate number of such authors, all
bent on showing that Einstein was wrong or, in the case of the present
work's subtitle, asking “Is Relativity Necessary?”. With a little
reflexion, this shouldn't be a surprise: alone among major theories of
twentieth century physics, special relativity is mathematically accessible
to anybody acquainted with high school algebra, and yet makes predictions
for the behaviour of objects at high velocity which are so counterintuitive
to the expectations based upon our own personal experience with
velocities much smaller than that they appear, at first glance, to be
paradoxes. Theories more dubious and less supported
by experiment may be shielded from crackpots simply by the forbidding
mathematics one must master in order to understand and talk about them
persuasively.
This is an atypical exemplar of the genre. While most attacks on special
relativity are written by delusional mad scientists, the author of the present
work,
Tom Bethell, is a respected
journalist whose work has been praised by, among others, Tom Wolfe and
George Gilder. The theory presented here is not his own, but one
developed by
Petr Beckmann,
whose life's work, particularly in advocating civil nuclear power, won
him the respect of Edward Teller (who did not, however, endorse his
alternative to relativity). As works of crackpot science go, this is one of the
best I've read. It is well written, almost free of typographical and factual
errors, clearly presents its arguments in terms a layman can grasp, almost
entirely avoids mathematical equations, and is thoroughly documented with
citations of original sources, many of which those who have learnt
special relativity from modern textbooks may not be aware. Its arguments
against special relativity are up to date, tackling objections including the
Global Positioning System,
the Brillet-Hall experiment, and the
Hafele-Keating
“travelling clock” experiments as well as the classic tests. And
the author eschews the ad hominem attacks
on Einstein which are so common in the literature of opponents to relativity.
Beckmann's theory posits that the
luminiferous æther
(the medium in which light
waves propagate), which was deemed “superfluous” in Einstein's
1905 paper, in fact exists, and is simply the locally dominant gravitational
field. In other words, the medium in which light waves wave is the gravity
which makes things which aren't light heavy. Got it? Light waves in any experiment
performed on the Earth or in its vicinity will propagate in the æther of its
gravitational field (with only minor contributions from those of other
bodies such as the Moon and Sun), and hence attempts to detect the
“æther drift” due to the Earth's orbital motion around the
Sun such as the
Michelson-Morley experiment
will yield a null result, since the æther is effectively “dragged” or
“entrained” along with the Earth. But since the gravitational field
is generated by the Earth's mass, and hence doesn't rotate with it
(Huh—what about the
Lense-Thirring effect,
which is never mentioned here?), it should be possible to detect the much smaller
æther drift effect as the measurement apparatus rotates around the Earth, and it
is claimed that several experiments have made such a detection.
It's traditional that popular works on special relativity couch their examples
in terms of observers on trains, so let me say that it's here that we feel the
sickening non-inertial-frame lurch as the train departs the track and enters
a new inertial frame headed for the bottom of the canyon. Immediately, we're
launched into a discussion of the
Sagnac effect and its
various manifestations ranging from the original experiment to practical
applications in
laser ring gyroscopes,
to round-the-world measurements bouncing signals off multiple satellites. For
some reason the Sagnac effect seems to be a powerful attractor into which special
relativity crackpottery is sucked. Why it is so difficult to comprehend, even by
otherwise intelligent people, entirely escapes me. May I explain it to you? This
would be easier with a diagram, but just to show off and emphasise how simple it
is, I'll do it with words. Imagine you have a turntable, on which are mounted four
mirrors which reflect light around the turntable in a square: the light just goes
around and around. If the turntable is stationary and you send a pulse of light
in one direction around the loop and then send another in the opposite direction, it
will take precisely the same amount of time for them to complete one circuit of
the mirrors. (In practice, one uses continuous beams of monochromatic light and
combines them in an interferometer, but the effect is the same as measuring the
propagation time—it's just easier to do it that way.) Now, let's assume you
start the turntable rotating clockwise. Once again you send pulses of light around
the loop in both directions; this time we'll call the one which goes in the
same direction as the turntable's rotation the clockwise pulse and the other
the counterclockwise pulse. Now when we measure how long it took for the
clockwise pulse to make it one time around the loop we find that it took
longer than for the counterclockwise pulse. OMG!!! Have we disproved Einstein's
postulate of the constancy of the speed of light (as is argued in this book at
interminable length)? Well, of course not, as a moment's reflexion will reveal.
The clockwise pulse took longer to make it around the loop because it
had farther to travel to arrive there: as it was bouncing from each mirror
to the next, the rotation of the turntable was moving the next mirror further away,
and so each leg it had to travel was longer. Conversely, as the counterclockwise
pulse was in flight, its next mirror was approaching it, and hence by the time it
made it around the loop it had travelled less far, and consequently arrived sooner.
That's all there is to it, and precision measurements of the Sagnac effect confirm
that this analysis is completely consistent with special relativity. The only possible
source of confusion is if you make the self-evident blunder of analysing the system
in the rotating reference frame of the turntable. Such a reference frame is trivially
non-inertial, so special relativity does not apply. You can determine this simply by
tossing a ball from one side of the turntable to another, with no need for all the
fancy mirrors, light pulses, or the rest.
Other claims of Beckmann's theory are explored, all either dubious or trivially
falsified. Bethell says there is no evidence for the
length contraction
predicted by special relativity. In fact, analysis of
heavy ion collisions
confirm that each nucleus approaching the scene of the accident “sees” the
other as a “pancake” due to relativistic length contraction. It is
claimed that while physical processes on a particle moving rapidly through a
gravitational field slow down, that an observer co-moving with that particle
would not see a comparable slow-down of clocks at rest with respect to
that gravitational field. But the corrections applied to the atomic clocks in GPS
satellites incorporate this effect, and would produce incorrect results if it
did not occur.
I could go on and on. I'm sure there is a simple example from gravitational lensing
or propagation of electromagnetic radiation from gamma ray bursts which would
falsify the supposed classical explanation for the gravitational deflection of light
due to a refractive effect based upon strength of the gravitational field, but why
bother when so many things much easier to dispose of are hanging lower on the tree.
Should you buy this book? No, unless, like me, you enjoy a rare example of
crackpot science which is well done. This is one of those, and if you're well
acquainted with special relativity (if not, take a trip on our
C-ship!) you may find it entertaining
finding the flaws in and identifying experiments which falsify the arguments
here.
January 2011 
- Bockris, John O'M.
The New Paradigm.
College Station, TX: D&M Enterprises, 2005.
ISBN 0-9767444-0-6.
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As the nineteenth century gave way to the twentieth, the triumphs of
classical science were everywhere apparent: Newton's theories of
mechanics and gravitation, Maxwell's electrodynamics, the atomic
theory of chemistry, Darwin's evolution, Mendel's genetics, and the
prospect of formalising all of mathematics from a small set of logical
axioms. Certainly, there were a few little details awaiting explanation:
the curious failure to detect ether drift in the Michelson-Morley
experiment, the pesky anomalous precession of the perihelion of
the planet Mercury, the seeming contradiction between the
equipartition of energy and the actual spectrum of black
body radiation, the mysterious patterns in the spectral lines
of elements, and the source of the Sun's energy, but these seemed
matters the next generation of scientists could resolve by building
on the firm foundation laid by the last. Few would have imagined that
these curiosities would spark a thirty year revolution in physics
which would show the former foundations of science to be valid only
in the limits of slow velocities, weak fields, and macroscopic
objects.
At the start of the twenty-first century, in the very centennial
of Einstein's
annus mirabilis,
it is only natural to enquire how firm are the foundations of
present-day science, and survey the “little details and anomalies”
which might point toward scientific revolutions in this century.
That is the ambitious goal of this book, whose author's long career
in physical chemistry began in 1945 with a Ph.D. from Imperial
College, London, and spanned more than forty years as a full professor
at the University of Pennsylvania, Flinders University in Australia,
and Texas A&M University, where he was Distinguished Professor of
Energy and Environmental Chemistry, with more than 700 papers and
twenty books to his credit. And it is at this goal that Professor
Bockris utterly, unconditionally, and irredeemably fails.
By the evidence of the present volume, the author, notwithstanding his
distinguished credentials and long career, is a complete idiot.
That's not to say you won't learn some things by reading this
book. For example, what do
physicists Hendrik Lorentz, Werner Heisenberg, Hannes Alfvén,
Albert A. Michelson, and Lord Rayleigh;
chemist Amedeo Avogadro,
astronomers Chandra Wickramasinghe, Benik Markarian,
and Martin Rees;
the Weyerhaeuser Company;
the Doberman Pinscher dog breed;
Renaissance artist Michelangelo;
Cepheid variable stars;
Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels;
the Menninger Foundation and the Cavendish Laboratory;
evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins;
religious figures Saint Ignatius of Antioch,
Bishop Berkeley, and Teilhard de Chardin;
parapsychologists York Dobyns and Brenda Dunne;
anomalist William R. Corliss;
and
Centreville Maryland, Manila in the Philippines,
and the Galapagos Islands
all have in common?
(Hide answer)
Their names are all misspelled in this book. Werner Heisenberg
shares the distinction of having his name spelt three
different ways, providing a fine example of Heisenberg
uncertainty, although Chandra Wickramasinghe takes the prize with
three different incorrect spellings within five pages:
“Wickrisingam” (p. 146), “Wackrisingham” (p. 147), and
“Wackrasingham” (p. 150). Even Bockris could not wackily
rise to the challenge of misspelling the last names of
statistician I. J. Good or physicist T. D. Lee—so he got
their initials wrong! Evidently, the author's memory for names is
phonetic, not visual, and none too accurate; when a citation is
required, he just hits whatever keys resemble his recollection of
the name, and never bothers to get up and check the correct
attribution on his bookshelf.
The “Shaking Pillars of the Paradigm” about which the author expresses
sentiments ranging from doubt to disdain in chapter 3 include
mathematics (where he considers irrational roots, non-commutative
multiplication of quaternions, and the theory of limits among flaws
indicative of the “break down” of mathematical foundations [p. 71]),
Darwinian evolution, special relativity, what he refers to as “The
So-Called General Theory of Relativity” with only the vaguest notion
of its content—yet is certain is dead wrong, quantum theory (see
p. 120 for a totally bungled explanation of Schrodinger's cat in which
he seems to think the result depends upon a decision
made by the cat), the big bang (which he deems “preposterus” on
p. 138) and the Doppler interpretation of redshifts, and naturalistic
theories of the origin of life. Chapter 4 begins with the claim that “There
is no physical model which can tell us why [electrostatic] attraction
and repulsion occur” (p. 163).
And what are those stubborn facts in which the author does
believe, or at least argues merit the attention of science, pointing
the way to a new foundation for science in this century? Well, that
would be: UFOs and alien landings; Kirlian photography; homeopathy and
Jacques Benveniste's “imprinting of water”; crop circles; Qi Gong
masters remotely changing the half-life of radioactive substances; the
Maharishi Effect and “Vedic Physics”; “cold fusion” and the
transmutation of base metals into gold (on both of which the author
published while at Texas A&M); telepathy, clairvoyance, and
precognition; apparitions, poltergeists, haunting, demonic possession,
channelling, and appearances of the Blessed Virgin Mary; out of body
and near-death experiences; survival after death, communication
through mediums including physical manifestations, and reincarnation;
and psychokinesis, faith and “anomalous” healing (including the
“psychic surgeons” of the Philippines), and astrology. The only
apparent criterion for the author's endorsement of a phenomenon appears
to be its rejection by mainstream science.
Now, many works of crank science can be quite funny, and entirely
worth reading for their amusement value. Sadly, this book is so
poorly written it cannot be enjoyed even on that level. In the
introduction to this reading list I mention that I don't include books
which I didn't finish, but that since I've been keeping the list I've
never abandoned a book partway through. Well, my record remains
intact, but this one sorely tempted me. The style, if you can call it
that, is such that one finds it difficult to believe English is the
author's mother tongue, no less that his doctorate is from a British
university at a time when language skills were valued. The prose is
often almost physically painful to read. Here is an example, from
footnote 37 on page 117—but you can find similar examples on
almost any page; I've chosen this one because it is, in addition,
almost completely irrelevant to the text it annotates.
Here, it is relevant to describe a corridor meeting with a mature
colleague - keen on Quantum Mechanical calculations, - who had not
the friends to give him good grades in his grant applications and
thus could not employ students to work with him. I commiserated on
his situation, - a professor in a science department without grant
money. How can you publish I blurted out, rather tactlessly. “Ah,
but I have Lili” he said (I've changed his wife's name). I knew
Lili, a pleasant European woman interested in obscure religions. She
had a high school education but no university training. “But” … I
began to expostulate. “It's ok, ok”, said my colleague. “Well, we buy
the programs to calculate bond strengths, put it in the computer and I
tell Lili the quantities and she writes down the answer the computer
gives. Then, we write a paper.” The program referred to is one which
solves the Schrödinger equation and provides energy values, e.g., for
bond strength in chemical compounds.
Now sit back, close your eyes, and imagine five hundred pages of this; in
spelling, grammar, accuracy, logic, and command of the subject matter it reads like
a textbook-length Slashdot post. Several recurrent characteristics are
manifest in this excerpt. The author repeatedly, though not consistently,
capitalises Important Words within Sentences; he uses hyphens where em-dashes
are intended, and seems to have invented his own punctuation sign: a comma
followed by a hyphen, which is used interchangeably with commas and
em-dashes. The punctuation gives the impression that somebody glanced at
the manuscript and told the author, “There aren't enough commas in it”, whereupon
he went through and added three or four thousand in completely random locations,
however inane. There is an inordinate fondness for “e.g.”, “i.e.”, and “cf.”,
and they are used in ways which make one suspect the author isn't completely
clear on their meaning or the distinctions among them. And regarding the
footnote quoted above, did I mention that the author's wife is named
“Lily”, and hails from Austria?
Further evidence of the attention to detail and respect for the reader can
be found in chapter 3 where most of the source citations in the last thirty
pages are incorrect, and the blank cross-references scattered throughout
the text. Not only is it obvious the book has not been fact checked, nor
even proofread; it has never even been spelling checked—common
words are misspelled all over. Bockris never manages the Slashdot hallmark
of misspelling “the”, but on page 475 he misspells “to” as “ot”. Throughout
you get the sense that what you're reading is not so much a considered scientific
exposition and argument, but rather the raw unedited output of a keystroke
capturing program running on the author's computer.
Some readers may take me to task for being too harsh in these remarks,
noting that the book was self-published by the author at age 82. (How
do I know it was self-published? Because my copy came with the order
from Amazon to the publisher to ship it to their warehouse folded
inside, and the publisher's address in this document is directly
linked to the author.) Well, call me unkind, but permit me to observe
that readers don't get a quality discount based on the author's age
from the price of US$34.95, which is on the very high end for a five
hundred page paperback, nor is there a disclaimer on the front or back
cover that the author might not be firing on all cylinders. Certainly,
an eminent retired professor ought to be able to call on former
colleagues and/or students to review a manuscript which is certain to
become an important part of his intellectual legacy, especially as it
attempts to expound a new paradigm for science. Even the most cursory
editing to remove needless and tedious repetition could knock 100
pages off this book (and eliminating the misinformation and nonsense
could probably slim it down to about ten). The vast majority of
citations are to secondary sources, many popular science or new age
books.
Apart from these drawbacks, Bockris, like many cranks, seems compelled
to personally attack Einstein, claiming his work was derivative,
hinting at plagiarism, arguing that its significance is less than its
reputation implies, and relating an unsourced story claiming Einstein
was a poor husband and father (and even if he were, what does that
have to do with the correctness and importance of his scientific
contributions?). In chapter 2, he rants upon environmental and
economic issues, calls for a universal dole (p. 34) for those who
do not work (while on p. 436 he decries the effects of just
such a dole on Australian youth), calls (p. 57) for censorship of
music, compulsory population limitation, and government mandated
instruction in philosophy and religion along with promotion of
religious practice. Unlike many radical environmentalists of the
fascist persuasion, he candidly observes (p. 58) that some of
these measures “could not achieved under the present conditions of
democracy”. So, while repeatedly inveighing against the corruption of
government-funded science, he advocates what amounts to totalitarian
government—by scientists.
December 2005 
- Drosnin, Michael. The Bible Code 2. New York:
Penguin Books, [2002] 2003. ISBN 0-14-200350-6.
- What can you say about a book, published
by Viking and Penguin as non-fiction, which claims the Hebrew Bible
contains coded references to events in the present and future, put
there by space aliens whose spacecraft remains buried under a peninsula
on the Jordan side of the Dead Sea? Well, actually a number of
adjectives come to mind, most of them rather pithy. The astonishing and
somewhat disturbing thing, if the author is to believed, is that he has
managed to pitch this theory and the apocalyptic near-term prophecies
he derives from it to major players on the world stage including Shimon
Peres, Yasir Arafat, Clinton's chief of staff John Podesta in a White
House meeting in 2000, and in a 2003 briefing at the Pentagon, to the
head of the Defense Intelligence Agency and other senior figures at
the invitation of Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz. If this
is the kind of input that's informing decisions about the Middle East,
it's difficult to be optimistic about the future. When predicting an
“atomic holocaust” for 2006 in The Bible Code 2, Drosnin
neglects to mention that in chapter 6 of his original 1997 The Bible Code, he predicted
it for either 2000 or 2006, but I suppose that's standard
operating procedure in the prophecy biz.
January 2004 
- Hoagland, Richard C. and Mike Bara.
Dark Mission.
Los Angeles: Feral House, 2007.
ISBN 1-932595-26-0.
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Author
Richard C. Hoagland
first came to prominence as an “independent researcher”
and advocate that
“the
face on Mars” was an artificially-constructed
monument built by an ancient extraterrestrial civilisation. Hoagland
has established himself as one of the most indefatigable and
imaginative pseudoscientific crackpots on the contemporary scene,
and this œuvre pulls it all together into a side-splittingly
zany compendium of conspiracy theories, wacky physics, imaginative
image interpretation, and feuds within the “anomalist”
community—a tempest in a crackpot, if you like.
Hoagland seems to possess a visual system which endows him with a
preternatural ability, undoubtedly valuable for an anomalist, of seeing
things that aren't there. Now you may look at a print of a
picture taken on the lunar surface by an astronaut with a Hasselblad
camera and see, in the black lunar sky, negative scratches, film
smudges, lens flare, and, in contrast-stretched and otherwise
manipulated digitally scanned images, artefacts of the image
processing filters applied, but Hoagland immediately perceives
“multiple layers of breathtaking ‘structural
construction’ embedded in the NASA frame; multiple surviving
‘cell-like rooms,’ three-dimensional
‘cross-bracing,’ angled ‘stringers,’
etc… all following logical structural patterns for a
massive work of shattered, but once coherent, glass-like
mega-engineering” (p. 153, emphasis in the
original). You can
see these wonders
for yourself on Hoagland's site,
The
Enterprise Mission. From other Apollo images
Hoagland has come to believe that much of the near side of the Moon is
covered by the ruins of glass and titanium domes, some which still
reach kilometres into the lunar sky and towered over some of the
Apollo landing sites.
Now, you might ask, why did the Apollo astronauts not remark upon
these prodigies, either while presumably dodging them when
landing and flying back to orbit, nor on the surface,
nor afterward. Well, you see, they must have been sworn to
secrecy at the time and later (p. 176) hypnotised to
cause them to forget the obvious evidence of a super-civilisation
they were tripping over on the lunar surface. Yeah, that'll
work.
Now, Occam's
razor advises us not to unnecessarily multiply assumptions
when formulating our hypotheses. On the one hand, we have the
mainstream view that NASA missions have honestly reported the
data they obtained to the public, and that these data, to date,
include no evidence (apart from the ambiguous Viking biology
tests on Mars) for extraterrestrial life nor artefacts of another
civilisation. On the other, Hoagland argues:
- NASA has been, from inception, ruled by three contending
secret societies, all of which trace their roots to the
gods of ancient Egypt: the Freemasons, unrepentant Nazi SS,
and occult disciples of
Aleister
Crowley.
- These cults have arranged key NASA mission events to
occur at “ritual” times, locations, and
celestial alignments. The Apollo 16 lunar landing
was delayed due to a faked problem with the SPS engine
so as to occur on Hitler's birthday.
- John F. Kennedy was assassinated by a conspiracy including
Lyndon Johnson and Congressman Albert Thomas of Texas
because Kennedy was about to endorse a joint Moon mission
with the Soviets, revealing to them the occult reasons
behind the Apollo project.
- There are two factions within NASA: the “owls”,
who want to hide the evidence from the public, and the
“roosters”, who are trying to get it out by
covert data releases and cleverly coded clues.
But wait, there's more!
- The energy of the Sun comes, at least in part, from
a “hyperdimensional plane” which couples
to rotating objects through gravitational torsion (you
knew that was going to come in sooner or
later!) This energy expresses itself through a tetrahedral
geometry, and explains, among other mysteries, the Great
Red Spot of Jupiter, the Great Dark Spot of Neptune,
Olympus Mons on Mars, Mauna Kea in Hawaii, and the
precession of isolated pulsars.
- The secrets of this hyperdimensional physics, glimpsed
by James Clerk Maxwell in his quaternion (check off another
crackpot checklist item) formulation of classical
electrodynamics, were found by Hoagland to be encoded in
the geometry of the “monuments” of Cydonia
on Mars.
- Mars was once the moon of a “Planet V”, which
exploded (p. 362).
And that's not all!
- NASA's Mars rover Opportunity
imaged
a fossil in a Martian rock and then promptly ground it
to dust.
- The terrain surrounding the rover Spirit
is littered with
artificial
objects.
- Mars Pathfinder
imaged
a Sphinx on Mars.
And if that weren't enough!
- Apollo 17 astronauts photographed the
head of an
anthropomorphic robot resembling C-3PO lying in Shorty
Crater on the Moon (p. 487).
It's like Velikovsky meets
The Illuminatus! Trilogy,
with some of the darker themes of “Millennium”
thrown in for good measure.
Now, I'm sure, as always happens when I post a review like this,
the usual suspects are going to write to demand
whatever possessed me to read something like this and/or berate me
for giving publicity to such hyperdimensional hogwash. Lighten up!
I read for enjoyment, and to anybody with a grounding in the
Actual Universe™, this stuff is absolutely hilarious: there's
a chortle every few pages and a hearty guffaw or two in each chapter.
The authors actually write quite well: this is not your usual
semi-literate crank-case sludge, although like many on the far
fringes of rationality they seem to be unduly challenged by the
humble apostrophe. Hoagland is inordinately fond of the word
“infamous”, but this becomes rather charming after the
first hundred or so, kind of like the verbal tics of your crazy
uncle, who Hoagland rather resembles. It's particularly amusing
to read the accounts of Hoagland's assorted fallings out and
feuds with other “anomalists”; when
Tom
Van Flandern concludes you're a kook, then you know
you're out there, and I don't mean hanging with the truth.
December 2007 
- Invisible Committee, The.
The Coming Insurrection.
Los Angeles: Semiotext(e)/MIT Press, [2007] 2009.
ISBN 978-1-58435-080-4.
-
I have not paid much attention to the
“anti-globalisation”
protesters who seem to pop up at gatherings of international political
and economic leaders, for example at the
WTO
Ministerial Conference in Seattle in 1999 and the
Genoa G8 Summit in 2001.
In large part this is because I have more interesting things with which to occupy
my time, but also because, despite saturation media coverage of such events,
I was unable to understand the agenda of the protesters, apart from smashing
windows and hurling epithets and improvised projectiles at the organs of state
security. I understand what they're opposed to, but couldn't for the
life of me intuit what policies would prevail if they had their way. Still, as
they are often described as “anarchists”, I, as a flaming anarchist
myself, could not help but be intrigued by those so identified in the legacy media
as taking the struggle to the street.
This book, written by an anonymous group of authors, has been hailed as the
manifesto of this movement, so I hoped that reading it would provide some
insight into what it was all about. My hope was in vain. The writing
is so incoherent and the prose so impenetrable that I closed it with no more
knowledge of the philosophy and programme of its authors than when I opened
it. My general perception of the “anti-globalisation” movement was
one of intellectual nonentities spewing inchoate rage at the “system”
which produces the wealth that allows them to live their slacker lives and
flit from protest to protest around the globe. Well, if this is their
manifesto, then indeed that's all there is to it. The text is nearly impossible
to decipher, being written in a dialect of no known language. Many paragraphs
begin with an unsubstantiated and often absurd assertion, then follow it with
successive verb-free sentence fragments which seem to be intended to reinforce
the assertion. I suppose that if you read it as a speech before a mass assembly
of fanatics who cheer whenever they hear one of their trigger words it may work,
but one would expect savvy intellectuals to discern the difference in media and
adapt accordingly. Whenever the authors get backed into an irreconcilable
logical corner, they just drop an F-bomb and start another paragraph.
These are people so clueless that I'll have to coin a new word for those I've been
calling clueless
all these many years. As far as I can figure out, they assume
that they can trash the infrastructure of the “system”, and all of
the necessities of their day to day urban life will continue to flow to them
thanks to the magic responsible for that today. These “anarchists”
reject the “exploitation” of work—after all, who needs to work?
“Aside from welfare, there are various benefits, disability money,
accumulated student aid, subsidies drawn off fictitious childbirths, all kinds
of trafficking, and so many other means that arise with every mutation of
control.” (p. 103) Go anarchism! Death to the state,
as long as the checks keep coming! In fact, it is almost certain that the effete
would-be philosophes who set crayon (and I don't
mean the French word for “pencil”) to paper to produce this
work will be among the first wave of those to fall in the great die-off
starting between 72 and 96 hours after that event towards which they so sincerely strive:
the grid going down. Want to know what I'm talking about? Turn off the water main
where it enters your house and see what happens in the next three days if you
assume you can't go anywhere else where the water is on. It's way too late to
learn about “rooftop vegetable gardens” when the just-in-time
underpinnings which sustain modern life come to a sudden halt. Urban intellectuals
may excel at publishing blows against the empire, but when the system actually
goes down, bet on rural rednecks to be the survivors. Of course, as far as
I can figure out what these people want, it may be that Homo sapiens
returns to his roots—namely digging for roots and grubs with a pointed stick.
Perhaps rather than flying off to the next G-20 meeting to fight the future, they
should spend a week in one of the third world paradises where people still
live that way and try it out for themselves.
The full text of the book is available online in
English
and
French.
Lest you think the Massachusetts Institute of Technology is a beacon
of rationality and intelligence in a world going dark, it is their
university press which distributes this book.
May 2010 