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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Reading List: Round Ireland with a Fridge

Hawks, Tony. Round Ireland with a Fridge. London: Ebury Press, 1998. ISBN 0-09-186777-0.
The author describes himself as "not, by nature" either a drinking or a betting man. Ireland, however, can have a way of changing those particular aspects of one's nature, and so it was that after a night about which little else was recalled, our hero found himself having made a hundred pound bet that he could hitch-hike entirely around the Republic of Ireland in one calendar month, accompanied the entire way by a refrigerator. A man, at a certain stage in his life, needs a goal, even if it is, as this epic quest was described by an Irish radio host, "A totally purposeless idea, but a damn fine one." And the result is this very funny book. Think about it; almost every fridge lives a life circumscribed by a corner of a kitchen--door opens--light goes on--door closes--light goes out (except when the vegetables are having one of their wild parties in the crisper--sssshhh--mustn't let the homeowner catch on). How singular and rare it is for a fridge to experience the freedom of the open road, to go surfing in the Atlantic (chapter 10), to be baptised with a Gaelic name that means "freedom", blessed by a Benedictine nun (chapter 14), be guest of honour at perhaps the first-ever fridge party at an Irish pub (chapter 21), and make a triumphal entry into Dublin amid an army of well-wishers consisting entirely of the author pulling it on a trolley, a radio reporter carrying a mop and an ice cube tray, and an elderly bagpiper (chapter 23). Tony Hawks points out one disadvantage of his profession I'd never thought of before. When one of those bizarre things with which his life and mine are filled comes to pass, and you're trying to explain something like, "No, you see there were squirrels loose in the passenger cabin of the 747", and you're asked the inevitable, "What are you, a comedian?", he has to answer, "Well, actually, as a matter of fact, I am."

A U.S. edition is now available.

Posted at June 29, 2005 21:11