Books by Wood, Fenton
- Wood, Fenton.
The City of Illusions.
Seattle: Amazon Digital Services, 2019.
ASIN B082692JTX.
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This is the fourth short novel/novella (148 pages) in the author's
Yankee Republic series. I described the first,
Pirates of the Electromagnetic Waves
(May 2019), as “utterly charming”, and the
second, Five Million Watts
(June 2019), “enchanting”. The third,
The Tower of the Bear (October 2019),
takes Philo from the depths of the ocean to the Great Tree in
the exotic West.
Here, the story continues as Philo reaches the Tree, meets its
Guardian, “the largest, ugliest, and smelliest bear”
he has ever seen, not to mention the most voluble and endowed
with the wit of eternity, and explores the Tree, which holds
gateways to other times and places, where Philo must
confront a test which has defeated many heroes who have come
this way before. Exploring the Tree, he learns of the
distant past and future, of the Ancient Marauder and Viridios
before the dawn of history, and of the War that changed the
course of time.
Continuing his hero's quest, he ventures further westward along
the Tyrant's Road into the desert of the Valley of Death.
There he will learn the fate of the Tyrant and his enthralled
followers and, if you haven't figured it out already, you
will probably now understand where Philo's timeline diverged
from our own. A hero must have a companion, and it is in
the desert, after doing a good deed, that he meets his: a
teddy bear, Made in Japan—but a very special
teddy bear, as he will learn as the journey progresses.
Finally, he arrives at the Valley of the Angels, with pavement
stretching to the horizon and cloaked in an acrid yellow mist
that obscures visibility and irritates the eyes and throat.
There he finds the legendary City of Illusions, where he is
confronted by a series of diabolical abusement park attractions
where his wit, courage, and Teddy's formidable powers will
be tested to the utmost with death the price of failure.
Victory can lead to the storied Bullet Train, the prize he
needs to save radio station 2XG and possibly the world, and the
next step in his quest.
As the fourth installment in what is projected to be one long
story spanning five volumes, if you pick this up cold it will
probably strike you as a bunch of disconnected adventures and
puzzles each of which might as well be a stand-alone short-short
story. As they unfold, only occasionally do you see a
connection with the origins of the story or Philo's quest,
although when they do appear (as in the linkage between the
Library of Infinity and the Library of Ouroboros in The
Tower of the Bear) they are a delight. It is only toward
the end that you begin to see the threads converging toward what
promises to be a stirring conclusion to a young adult classic
enjoyable by all ages. I haven't read a work of
science fiction so closely patterned on the
hero's
journey as described in Joseph Campbell's
The
Hero with a Thousand Faces since Rudy Rucker's 2004 novel
Frek and the Elixir; this is
not a criticism but a compliment—the eternal hero myth
has always made for tales which not only entertain but endure.
This book is currently available only in a Kindle edition. The
fifth and final volume of the Yankee Republic saga
is scheduled to be published in the spring of 2020.
January 2020
- Wood, Fenton.
The Earth a Machine to Speak.
Seattle: Amazon Digital Services, 2020.
ASIN B08D6J4PJ8.
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This is the fifth and final short novel/novella (134 pages) in
the author's Yankee Republic series. I described
the first, Pirates of the Electromagnetic
Waves (May 2019), as “utterly
charming”, and the second, Five Million
Watts (June 2019), “enchanting”.
The third, The Tower of the Bear
(October 2019), takes Philo from the depths of the ocean to
the Great Tree in the exotic West and the fourth,
The City of Illusions (January 2020)
continues the quest, including a visit to a surreal amusement
park in the miasma cloaking the Valley of the Angels.
In this concluding installment, it's time to pull all of the
various threads from the earlier episodes of Philo's hero quest
together, and the author manages this deftly, in a thoroughly
satisfying, delightful, and heart-warming way. This is a
magnificent adventure which young adults will enjoy as much as I
did the Tom Swift novels in my
youth (and once again when bringing them to the Web), and
not-so-young adults will enjoy just as much or more, as there
are many gems and references they'll discover which younger
readers may not have yet encountered.
This book is currently available only in a Kindle edition.
An omnibus collection including all five novellas,
Yankee Republic Omnibus:
A Mythic Radio Adventure, is available as a
Kindle edition from Amazon, or as a 650 page trade paperback
directly from the
author.
January 2021
- Wood, Fenton.
Five Million Watts.
Seattle: Amazon Digital Services, 2019.
ASIN B07R6X973N.
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This is the second short novel/novella (123 pages) in the author's
Yankee Republic series. I described the first,
Pirates of the Electromagnetic Waves
(May 2019), as “utterly charming”, and this
sequel turns it all the way up to “enchanting”. As
with the first book, you're reading along thinking this is a
somewhat nerdy young adult story, then something happens or is
mentioned in passing and suddenly, “Whoa—I didn't
see that coming!”, and you realise the Yankee
Republic is a strange and enchanted place, and that, as
in the work of Philip K. Dick, there is a lot more going on than
you suspected, and much more to be discovered in future
adventures.
This tale begins several years after the events of the first
book. Philo Hergenschmidt (the only character from
Pirates to appear here) has grown up, graduated
from Virginia Tech, and after a series of jobs keeping
antiquated equipment at rural radio stations on the
air, arrives in the Republic's storied metropolis
of Iburakon to seek opportunity, adventure, and who
knows what else. (If you're curious where the name
of the city came from,
here's
a hint, but be aware it may be a minor spoiler.)
Things get weird from the very start
when he stops at an information kiosk and encounters
a disembodied mechanical head who says it has a message
for him. The message is just an address, and when he
goes there he meets a very curious character who goes
by a variety of names ranging from Viridios to Mr Green,
surrounded by a collection of keyboard instruments including
electronic synthesisers with strange designs.
Viridios suggests Philo aim for the very top and seek employment
at legendary AM station 2XG, a broadcasting pioneer that went on
the air in 1921, before broadcasting was regulated, and which in
1936 increased its power to five million watts. When other
stations' maximum power was restricted to 50,000 watts, 2XG was
grandfathered and allowed to continue to operate at 100 times
more, enough to cover the continent far beyond the borders of
the Yankee Republic into the mysterious lands of the West.
Not only does 2XG broadcast with enormous power, it was
also permitted to retain its original 15 kHz bandwidth,
allowing high-fidelity broadcasting and even, since the
1950s, stereo (for compatible receivers). However, in order
to retain its rights to the frequency and power, the
station was required to stay on the air continuously,
with any outage longer than 24 hours forfeiting its rights
to hungry competitors.
The engineers who maintained this unique equipment were a
breed apart, the pinnacle of broadcast engineering. Philo
manages to secure a job as a junior technician, which means
he'll never get near the high power RF gear or antenna (all
of which are one-off custom), but sets to work on routine
maintenance of studio gear and patching up ancient tube gear
when it breaks down. Meanwhile, he continues to visit
Viridios and imbibe his tales of 2XG and the legendary
Zaros the Electromage who designed its transmitter, the
operation of which nobody completely understands today.
As he hears tales of the Old Religion, the gods of the spring
and grain, and the time of the last ice age, Philo concludes
Viridios is either the most magnificent liar he has ever
encountered or—something else again.
Climate change is inexorably closing in on Iburakon. Each
year is colder than the last, the growing season is shrinking,
and it seems inevitable that before long the glaciers will
resume their march from the north. Viridios is convinced that
the only hope lies in music, performing a work rooted
in that (very) Old Time Religion which caused a riot in its
only public performance decades before, broadcast with the power
of 2XG and performed with breakthrough electronic music
instruments of his own devising.
Viridios is very odd, but also persuasive, and he has a history
with 2XG. The concert is scheduled, and Philo sets to work
restoring long-forgotten equipment from the station's
basement and building new instruments to Viridios'
specifications. It is a race against time, as the worst
winter storm in memory threatens 2XG and forces Philo
to confront one of his deepest fears.
Working on a project on the side, Philo discovers what
may be the salvation of 2XG, but also as he looks deeper,
possibly the door to a new universe. Once again, we have
a satisfying, heroic, and imaginative story, suitable
for readers of all ages, that leaves you hungry for more.
At present, only a Kindle edition is
available. The book is not available under the Kindle Unlimited
free rental programme, but is inexpensive to buy. Those eagerly
awaiting the next opportunity to visit the Yankee Republic will
look forward to the publication of volume 3, The Tower of
the Bear, in October, 2019.
June 2019
- Wood, Fenton.
Pirates of the Electromagnetic Waves.
Seattle: Amazon Digital Services, 2018.
ASIN B07H2RJK8J.
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This is an utterly charming short novel (or novella: it is just
123 pages) which, on the surface, reads like a young adult
adventure from the golden age, along the lines of the
original
Tom Swift
or
Hardy Boys
series. But as you get deeper into the story, you discover clues
there is much more going on than you first suspected, and that this
may be the beginning of a wonderful exploration of an alternative
reality which is a delight to visit and you may wish were your home.
Philo Hergenschmidt, Randall Quinn, and their young friends
live in Porterville, deep in the mountain country of the
Yankee Republic. The mountains that surround it stopped the
glaciers when they came down from the North a hundred thousand
years ago, and provided a refuge for the peace-loving,
self-sufficient, resourceful, and ornery people who fled
the wars. Many years later, they retain those properties, and
most young people are members of the Survival Scouts, whose
eight hundred page Handbook contains every thing a mountain
man needs to know to survive and prosper under any circumstances.
Porterville is just five hundred miles from the capital of
Iburakon, but might as well be on a different planet. Although
the Yankee Republic's technology is in many ways comparable
to our own, the mountains shield Porterville from television
and FM radio broadcasts and, although many families own cars
with radios installed by default, the only thing they can
pick up is a few scratchy AM stations from far away when the
skywave
opens up at night. Every summer, Randall spends two weeks
with his grandparents in Iburakon and comes back with tales
of wonders which enthrall his friends like an explorer of
yore returned from
Shangri-La.
(Randall is celebrated as a
raconteur—and some of his
tales may be true.) This year he told of the marvel of
television and a science fiction series called Xenotopia,
and for weeks the boys re-enacted battles from his descriptions.
Broadcasting: that got Philo thinking….
One day Philo calls up Randall and asks him to dig out an
old radio he recalled him having and tune it to the usually
dead FM band. Randall does, and is astonished to hear
Philo broadcasting on “Station X” with amusing
patter. It turns out he found a book in the attic,
101 Radio Projects for Boys, written by a
creative and somewhat subversive author, and following the
directions, put together a half watt FM transmitter from
scrounged spare parts. Philo briefs Randall on pirate radio
stations: although the penalties for operating without
a license appear severe, in fact, unless you willingly
interfere with a licensed broadcaster, you just get a
warning the first time and a wrist-slap ticket thereafter
unless you persist too long.
This gets them both thinking…. With the help of
adults willing to encourage youth in their (undisclosed)
projects, or just to look the other way (the kids of
Porterville live free-range lives, as I did in my childhood,
as their elders have not seen fit to import the vibrant
diversity into their community which causes present-day
youth to live under security lock-down), and a series of
adventures, radio station 9X9 goes on the air, announced
with great fanfare in handbills posted around the town.
Suddenly, there is something to listen to, and
people start tuning in. Local talent tries their hands
at being a DJ, and favourites emerge. Merchants start
to sign up for advertisements. Church services are
broadcast for shut-ins. Even though no telephone line
runs anywhere near the remote and secret studio, ingenuity
and some nineteenth-century technology allow them to
stage a hit call-in show. And before long, live talent
gets into the act. A big baseball game provides both a
huge opportunity and a seemingly insurmountable challenge
until the boys invent an art which, in our universe, was
once masterfully performed by a young Ronald Reagan.
Along the way, we learn of the Yankee Republic in brief,
sometimes jarring, strokes of the pen, as the author masterfully
follows the science fiction principle of “show, don't tell”.
Just imagine if William the Bastard had succeeded in conquering
England. We'd probably be speaking some unholy crossbreed of
French and English….
The Republic is the only country in the world that recognizes
allodial title,….
When Congress declares war, they have to elect one of their
own to be a sacrificial victim,….
“There was a man from the state capitol who wanted to
give us government funding to build what he called a
‘proper’ school, but he was run out of town,
the poor dear.”
Pirates, of course, must always keenly scan the horizon
for those who might want to put an end to the fun. And so
it is for buccaneers sailing the Hertzian waves. You'll enjoy
every minute getting to the point where you find out how
it ends. And then, when you think it's all over, another
door opens into a wider, and weirder, world in which we
may expect further adventures. The second volume in the
series,
Five Million Watts,
was published in April, 2019.
At present, only a Kindle edition is
available. The book is not available under the Kindle Unlimited
free rental programme, but is very inexpensive.
May 2019
- Wood, Fenton.
The Tower of the Bear.
Seattle: Amazon Digital Services, 2019.
ASIN B07XB8XWNF.
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This is the third short novel/novella (145 pages) in the author's
Yankee Republic series. I described the first,
Pirates of the Electromagnetic Waves
(May 2019), as “utterly charming”, and the
second, Five Million Watts
(June 2019), “enchanting”. In this volume,
the protagonist, Philo Hergenschmidt, embarks upon a
hero's
journey to locate a treasure dating from the origin of
the Earth which may be the salvation of radio station 2XG and
the key to accomplishing the unrealised dream of the
wizard who built it, Zaros the Electromage.
Philo's adventures take him into the frozen Arctic where
he meets another Old One, to the depths of the Arctic
Ocean in the fabulous submarine of the eccentric Captain
Kolodziej, into the lair of a Really Old One where he
almost seizes the prize he seeks, and then on an epic
road trip. After the Partition of North America, the
West, beyond the Mississippi, was ceded by the
Republic to the various aboriginal tribes who lived
there, and no Yankee dare enter this forbidden territory
except to cross it on the Tyrant's Road, which remained
Yankee territory with travellers given free passage by
the tribes—in theory. In fact, no white man was known
to have ventured West on the Road in a century.
Philo has come to believe that the “slow iron” he
seeks may be found in the fabled City of the Future, said to be
near the Pacific coast at the end of the Tyrant's Road. The
only way to get there is to cross the continent, and the only
practical means, there being no gas stations or convenience
stores along the way, is by bicycle. Viridios helps Philo
obtain a superb bicycle and trailer, and equip himself with
supplies for the voyage. Taking leave of Viridios at the
Mississippi and setting out alone, he soon discovers everything
is not what it was said to be, and that the West is even more
mysterious, dangerous, and yet enchanted than the stories he's
heard since boyhood.
It is, if nothing else, diverse. In its vast emptiness
there are nomadic bands pursuing the vast herds of bison on
horseback with bows and arrows, sedentary tribes who prefer
to ride the range in Japanese mini-pickup trucks, a Universal
Library which is an extreme outlier even among the exotic
literature of universal libraries, a hidden community that makes
Galt's Gulch look like a cosmopolitan crossroads, and a strange
people who not only time forgot, but who seem to have
forgotten time. Philo's native mechanical and
electrical knack gets him out of squeezes and allows him to
trade know-how for information and assistance with those
he encounters.
Finally, near the shore of the ocean, he comes to a great
Tree, beyond imagining in its breadth and height. What is
there to be learned here, and what challenges will he face as
he continues his quest?
This is a magnificent continuation of one of the best
young adult alternative history tales I've encountered
in many years. Don't be put off by the “young
adult” label—while you can hand this book
to any youngster from age nine on up and be assured they'll
be enthralled by the adventure and not distracted by the
superfluous grunge some authors feel necessary to include
when trying to appeal to a “mature”
audience, the author never talks down to the reader,
and even engineers and radio amateurs well versed in
electronics will learn arcana such as the generation and
propagation of extremely low frequency radio waves. This
is a story which genuinely works for all ages.
This book is currently available only in a Kindle edition. Note
that you don't need a physical electronic book reader, tablet,
or mobile phone to read Kindle books. Free Kindle applications
are available which let you read on Macintosh and
Windows machines, and a Kindle Cloud Reader allows reading
Kindle books on any machine with a modern Web browser, including
all Linux platforms. The fourth volume, The City of
Illusions, is scheduled to be published in December,
2019.
October 2019