I wasn't sure I liked the tacky music we used at the opening of the audio tape we used to enclose with AutoCAD. The week we recorded it, I produced an alternative opening with this script and music you can probably imagine. We didn't use my version.
CAD, the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Autodesk.
Its five year mission--to seek out pockets of profitability in the CAD industry--and empty them.
To develop strange new products, and patiently explain them to bewildered analysts.
To blindly go where no venture capitalist has gone before.